We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me
danisn0tonfire: so i heard internet addiction is now an official mental disorder and you can go to rehab for it but im only going if theres wifi
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
IN THE UNITED STATES
lolsofunny: dannybriereisaliferuiner: owning a gun is a right having healthcare is a privilege (lol here!)